Wtf Collective 3 - Jon Lajoie
Yo Mc confusing W t f 3motherf**kersGot more hamstrings than a pile of wings 2012bringing west wing DVD'sto a blind date First on deck everyday normal guy Everyday normal guy Here to get the track started My average lyrics are between Genius and retarded I drink tap water And watch all the CSI'sI put my 30dollar pants on One leg at a time Sleep 8hours a night Eat 3meals a day I'mmotherf**kingcontent I got no reason to complain I have a roof over my head And I got clothes on my back My verse is done it wasn'tgreat But hey it wasn'tthat bad Yo I'mMc uses time machines irresponsibly Went back and found Judas Iscariot in 33AD Gave him 31pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy Then I planted monsanto seeds in dinosaur times Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in 1973Then I travelled in time to the night that I was conceived Then met up with my parents and we hung out All night Come to think of it they didn'thave any alone Time no Mc nauseous up in this mother f**kerI don'tfeel so hot s**tI think that I am gonna bluurg Why'mI so sick what I eat Cat food will make expired yogurt taste Less like cheese oh right Mc cock blocks himself Hey girl what'sup You so sexy we should probably hook up Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have aids Mc necrophiliac where are my dead bodies at Crashing funerals just so that I can get a Whiff of that Decomposing body scent my favourite aphrodesiac Flat lining gives me a pavlovian erection in my pants Turn offs include breathing pulses and signs of life My turn ons are rigor mortis cold flesh and suicide If you'renot stiff as a board I won'tbe stiff And I'llbe bored Wait what do we have here Looks like I'mabout to score You have to be kidding me What the f**kis going on This cannot be happening I don'twanna do this any more This must be a bad dream Leave me alone Why am I still singing I motherf**kingkilled myself Yo Mc gets sidetracked easily back in the heezy By heezy I mean house but not the show I think it'scheezy My favourite show is Dexter that guy was also in 6feet Under my first experience with death I was just 16My dog got run over by a truck and it'shead exploded Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2when he'sfrozen It'sfreezing in Iceland I was just there on holiday Hold on I think I got lost again what was I trying to say I was Mc who couldn'tspeak in the present tense I'mgonna have a lot of money and my dick was immense It would'vebeen difficult people assumed I was a retard I'llhave a serious problem communicating was hard Yo I'mMc constipation It has been 3days since My last bowel movement I'mstarting to get impatient Spend hours on the toilet Yet nothing never comes out of it Intestines like politicians They'reconstantly full of s**tI wish my bowel movements Were a little more like my rhymes Always smooth and free flowing It would save me a lot of time Push for hours with no result Not even a brown brussel sprout My shit'slike a gay republican It'snot planning on coming out Yo I'mMc invisible You can'tsee me The only rapper in this industry That can'tbe seen With the naked eye I won'tlie It'shard to get a fan base When image is everything And I literally don'thave a face I'mMc on the phone with Ted Danson Keep it down Just skip to the next verse I'mthe phone with Ted Danson Not now Hold on Ted I don'twanna be in this song anymore Leave me alone This is more important I'mon the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone Yo Mc confusing wrapping up the song Like a plasticine high fiving in a helicopter thong I got ricochet highlights from the fleet Fox'sknife guy We out like a rice fightin'a vampire'swife'slife Maybe this isn'tso bad Better than my last job Taking it in the a*sfor cash 20bucks a pop Maybe things will turn around Being a zombie'spretty cool Things couldn'tget worse anyhow Guitar score
Wtf Collective 3 Artist: Jon Lajoie
Capo: 0
Key: C
Difficulty：
Tempo: 90
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 100
Creation time: 2023-05-18 Wtf Collective 3 Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Jon Lajoie. This guitar tab is in the key of C and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Jon Lajoie at that time～
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