Everyday Normal Crew - Jon Lajoie
Hey yo s**tyeah f**kNWA get the f**koutta here F**kG Unit f**kthat s**tF**kD12motherf**kerGet the f**kout of the way f**kyou b***hNormal motherf**kingcrew motherf**kerEveryday normal crew what what what what what what We just a regular everyday normal crew You can f**kwith us 'causewe won'tf**kwith you We just a regular everyday normal crew Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2We just a regular everyday normal crew If you'rehot b***heswe'retoo shy to talk to you We just a regular everyday normal crew And we get joy spending time with our families This is my bro JAto the SONyo The best at Mike Tyson'sPunch out on Nintendo From Glass Joe to Macho Man yo he f**kss**tup Then Tyson goes down with a star uppercutAnd he'salso pretty good at Super Mario 3But he doesn'tuse the flutes 'causehe doesn'tlike cheats Like the Contra code that he really doesn'tlike Up up down down left right left right Then B A B A Select start you got 30lives He says that s**t'sfor pussies who don'tknow how to fight Yo this my man cheese better known as cheese bread We call him that 'causeevery time he gets out of bed He puts 5slices of cheese on 5slices of bread Microwaves that s**teats it then goes back to bed Sleeps 12hours a day and he doesn'tlike Asian food That'sright b***heshe doesn'tlike Asian food He doesn'tlike the taste of soy sauce Personally I love that s**tbut he does not Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD From Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3Dark Knight First Knight A Knight'sTale and Knight Rider He even owns the motherf**kingmovie Street Fighter I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie As long as I take care of the box And don'tscratch the DVD 'Causelast week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched I was hoping that he wouldn'tnotice when I brought it back But he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him And he forgave me and I asked him If I could borrow the movie Twins He was reluctant to do so but he knows I love DeVito With Schwarzenegger that'sa motherf**kingcomedic duo We just a regular everyday normal crew We own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June We just a We regular just a regular everyday everyday normal crew normal We bust crew gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2We just a regular everyday normal crew No party is a party without a Phil Collins too And when one of us gets a haircut We make fun of them Yo this is D and he'sa big f**kingwrestling fan Monday Night Raw Smackdown and all the s**tfrom the past Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania It may come as no surprise that he'snever had sex But it doesn'tbother him 'causehe has the internet He jerks off to freaky s**tlike 2Girls 1Cup He'sf**kedup I tried watching it I f**kingthrew up This my n***aKC what the f**kdid you just call me Sorry I'llsay friend This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew Not be'causewe'reracist every race is welcome in the group Truthfully he'sa friend of a friend I don'tknow him that well But not be'causehe'sblack my favorite actors are Denzel And Samuel L Jackson I also like Bill Paxton But not be'causehe'swhite but be'causeof his acting This is my friend Cleo she really likes the Beatles Her favorite is McCartney and her least favorite is Ringo A year ago I asked her to go On a date with me she said no She said she'drather just be friends I started cryin and ran home And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak Which is awkward ''Causewe all hang out at least two times a week Finally I ain'tme without my best friend Steve He'sgot my motherf**kin'back although he'sweaker than me He'llprobably have a heart attack sometime soon But until then he'smy top gun like f**kingTom Cruise If you play organized sports say hell yeah If you watch 24say hell yeah If the only a*syou see is in porn say hell yeah If you eat chocolate when you'rebored say hell yeah I eat chocolate when I'mbored um I should stop though My metabolism is slowing down I also like pie cherry rhubarb We just a regular everyday normal crew The joke'sgetting old I f**kingagree with you We just a regular everyday normal crew I just repeat the same s**tfrom Normal Guy 1and 2We just a regular everyday normal crew What a twist with this one I rapped about my friends too We just a regular everyday normal crew I think this cow'sbeen milked dry motherf**kerGuitar score
Everyday Normal Crew Artist: Jon Lajoie
Capo: 0
Key: Bb
Difficulty：
Tempo: 90
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 105
Creation time: 2023-05-18 Everyday Normal Crew Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Jon Lajoie. This guitar tab is in the key of Bb and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Jon Lajoie at that time～
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