Asshole - Denis Leary

Folks,I'dlike to sing song about the American Dream About me,about you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts Maybe below the cockles,Maybe in the sub cockle area,Maybe in the liver,maybe in the kidneys,Maybe even in the colon,we don'tknow I'mjust a regular Joe,with a regular job I'myour average white,suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war I got an average house,with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job,my kids and my car My feet on my table,and a Cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain'tenough to keep a man like me interested no Oh no,way,No I uh gotta go out and have fun at someone else'sexpense yeah,uh Whoa,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah I yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah drive really slow in the ultra fast lane While people behind me are going insane I'man asshole he'san asshole,what an I'masshole an asshole he'san asshole,such an I asshole use public toilets and I piss on the seat I walk around in the summer time saying "howabout this heat?"I'man asshole he'san asshole,I'man what an assasshole hole he'sthe world'sbiggest asshole Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces I'man asshole he'san asshole,what I'man an asshole asshole he'sa real fucking asshole May be I shouldn'tbe May be I shouldn'tbe singing this song singing this song Ranting and raving and Ranting and raving and carrying on carrying on May be they'reright when they May be they'reright when they tell me I'mwrong...tell me I'mwrong...Nah I'man he'san asshole,what asshole I'man an asshole asshole he'sthe world'sbiggest assYou hole Hey!know what I'mgonna do?I'mgonna You know,you really are an asshole!get mysel f a 1967Cadillac Eldorado convertible Hot pink,with whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)And I'mgonna drive in that baby at 115miles per hour Gettin'1mile per gallon,Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald'sIn the old fashioned nonbiodegradable styrofoam containers And when I'mdone sucking down those greaseball burgers I'mgonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'mgonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side And there ain'ta goddamn thing anybody can do about it You know why,because we'vegot the bomb,that'swhy Tw o words,nuclear fucking weapons,OK?Russia,Germany,Romania,they can have all the democracy they want They can have a big democracy cakewalk Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square And it won'tmake a lick of difference Because we'vegot the bombs,OK?John Wayne'snot dead,he'sfrozen And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We'regonna thaw out the Duke and he'sgonna be pretty pissed off You know why Have you ever taken a cold shower?Well multipl y that by 15million times That'show pissed off the Duke'sgonna be!I'mgonna get the Duke,and John Cassavetes And Lee Marvin,and Sam Peckinpah,and a case of whiskey And drive down to exas and Why don'tyou just shut up and sing the song,pal?I'man asshole he'san asshole,what an I'masshole an asshole he'sthe world'sbiggest ashole ASSHOLE Everybody ASSHOLE I'man asshole and I'mproud of it

Guitar score
Asshole

Artist: Denis Leary

Type：
Multi

Capo: 0

Key: C

Difficulty：

Tempo: 174

Time Signature: 12/8

Hot: 1
Creation time: 2025-01-15

Asshole Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Denis Leary. This guitar tab is in the key of C and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Denis Leary at that time～

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Asshole - Denis Leary

Guitar score Asshole

Artist: Denis Leary Type： Multi Capo: 0 Key: C Difficulty： Tempo: 174 Time Signature: 12/8 Hot: 1 Creation time: 2025-01-15

Asshole

Artist: Denis Leary

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Asshole

Artist: Denis Leary

Difficulty：

Guitar score
Asshole

Artist: Denis Leary

Type：
Multi

Capo: 0

Key: C

Difficulty：

Tempo: 174

Time Signature: 12/8

Hot: 1
Creation time: 2025-01-15