I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here) - Old 97's
Out on the third planet closest to the sun There'sa special celebration And it sounds quite fun A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone On a holiday they call Christmas Now I'mnot gonna lie It makes no sense to me But here'swhat Earthlings told me About this Christmas mystery One two three four Santa is a furry freak With epic super powers He flies to every human home In under fourteen hours He'sa master burglar A pro at picking locks If you don'tleave milk and cookies out He will put dung in your socks If you act nicely through the night And don'tjump on your bed Santa comes with sugar plums And hurls them at your head But if you'reon his naughty list He shoots missiles at your toes He might roast your chestnuts With his powerful flamethrower Rein rein rein rein rein Deer deer deer deer deer I don'tknow what Christmas is But Christmastime is here He'scompelled his creepy elves To do his every wish One sought to be a dentist Now he'ssleeping with the fish Mrs.Claus she works the pole Plans her man'sdemise Soon the elves will all rise up And stab out Santa'seyes Ho ho ho ho ho Earthlings are so weird I don'tknow what Christmas is But Christmastime is here Ho ho ho ho ho Earthlings are so weird I don'tknow what Christmas is But Christmastime is here What the heck'sa turtle dove And who lit up that deer I don'tknow what Christmas is But Christmastime is here I don'tknow what Christmas is But Christmastime is here Or maybe it'sthere Or it'ssomewhere I don'tknow I don'tknow Guitar score
I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here) Artist: Old 97's
Capo: 0
Key: D
Difficulty:
Tempo: 162
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 101
Creation time: 2023-06-06 I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here) Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Old 97's. This guitar tab is in the key of D and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Old 97's at that time~
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