Paranoid - Afroman
TEASPOON come here come here hey hey hey look Hey go get me two pounds of bud and two ounces of yay ***********at mah house waitin right now cuz Aiight How long can I sell You see life is like football you know what I'msaying Before I have to go to jail You gotta hike the ball and just make something happen man Can I possibley get real I mean you know you might get tackeled you know what I'msaying Before somebody go and snitch Then again you might ****around and make a touch down I'mso paranoid Stressed stressed paranoid paranoid One false move I can be destroyed To avoid the cops I use a decoy See my ************driver he'sa white boy I'mso paranoid Stressed stressed paranoid paranoid One false move I can be destroyed To avoid the cops I use a decoy See my ************driver he'sa white boy All my life I did nothin'but dealin'Learned to rely on my gut feelin'Yo name is what What I know you from where Where I don'tmeen to seem vicious but you look suspicious Stop talking bout d**gson the telephone Stop walking with a bunch of thugs to my home Stop ******up call me before you come Stop telling these *******where you got it from How long can I sell The sheriff departments right down the block Before I have to go to jail Pass my beer so I can swallow this rock Can I possibly get real Pass the tabs the turnakit and syringes Before somebody go and snitch Before the DEA kick the door of the hinges I'mso paranoid Stressed stressed paranoid paranoid One false move I can be destroyed To avoid the cops I use a decoy See my ************driver he'sa white boy I'mso paranoid Stressed stressed paranoid paranoid One false move I can be destroyed To avoid the cops I use a decoy See my ************driver he'sa white boy As I bail down the street with my khakis creased Everybody looking at me look like the police Havin conversations with my gang asailants Do you think we under police surveilance Asking questions giving suggestions Pulling smith an wessons on strange pedestrians Cookin crack up dolla bills stacked up Hope the cops don'tbackup here they come man How long Stop runnin stop runnin Can I sell The sheriff departments right down the block Before I have to go to jail Pass my beer so I can swallow this rock Can I possibly get real Hurry up pass the tabs turnakit and syringes Before somebody go and snitch Before the DEA kick the door off the hinges I'mso paranoid Maybe I otta stop sellin water Spend more time with my son and my daughter But my d**glife d**gme away from my wife She couldn'tdeal with the stress and the strife The c*****erockin'and the hood rats jockin'The late night knockin'the drive way blockin'Late at night I fantasize bout rappin But I gotta sell d**etill it happen For how long Hey who is that who is that man See you all ******up I got these looks Yo man little rich kids comin over here That'swhat I'msaying now You know the gonna snitch They can'teven lie to there parents What the ****you think they gonna do When the police presure em Get to crying and ****Afroman sold it to me mommy He stays over there How long can I sell The sheriff departments right down the block Before I have to got to jail Pass my beer so I can swallow this rock Can I possibly get real Pass the tabs turnakit and syringes Before somebody go and snitch Before the DEA kick the door of the hinges I'mso paranoid Now god lay me down to sleep Before the cops rape Please give me a beat If they accidently kill me And I don'tescape Pray some white person Gotta video tape Twinkle twinkle little star That looks like a police car Shining on my d**espot A police raid I hope not Little homie hold my gun I'mgonna ******run Where I run I don'tcare Throw that d**eanywhere Cops chase me through the hood Straight in to the woods Camera fly like leapords I hear german sheapards Freeze hold it right there D**gdealers nightmare Busted crack criminal court No black support Handcuffs very tight baptist jury all white They could never be my peers sentence me twenty years This rap so d**nreal I'mglad I gotta record deal If I don'tsell a mill This could happen still What a predicament Guitar score
Paranoid Artist: Afroman
Capo: 0
Key: C
Difficulty:
Tempo: 95
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 100
Creation time: 2023-06-06 Paranoid Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Afroman. This guitar tab is in the key of C and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Afroman at that time~
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