The Real Slim Shady - Eminem,Proof
May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up We'regonna have a problem here Y'allact like you never seen a white Jaws all person before on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin'her a**worse than before They first were divorced throwin'her over furniture aww It'sthe return of the ah wait no way you'rekidding He didn'tjust say what I think he did did he And Dr .Dre said nothing you idiots Dr .Dre'sdead he'slocked in my basement ha ha Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'msick of him Look at him walkin'around grabbin'his you know what Flippin'the you know who yeah but he'sso cute though Yeah I probably got a couple of screws But up in no worse my head loose than what'sgoin'on in your parents'bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get But on TV and can'tjust let loose but it'scool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips And if I'mlucky you might just give it a little kiss And that'sthe message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a Of woman'scourse they'regonna clitoris is know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They'vegot the Discovery Channel don'tthey We ain'tnothin'but mammals Who well some of us cut cannibals other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump Then dead animals there'sno and antelopes reason that a man and another man can'telope But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes I'mSlim Shady yes All you other I'mthe real Slim Shady Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up 'Causeplease I'mSlim Shady stand yes I'mthe up real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up please stand up Will Smith don'tgotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do so f**kYou him and f**kthink I you give a damn too about a Grammy Half of you critics can'teven stomach me let alone stand me But Slim what if you win wouldn'tit be weird Why so you guys could just lie So you to get me can here sit me here next to Britney Spears Sh*tChristina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'emargue over who she gave head to first Little b**chput me on blast on MTV Yeah he'scute but I think he'smarried to Kim hee hee I should download her audio And show the on MP3whole world how you gave Eminem VD I'msick of you little girl All you and boy groups do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you And there'sa million of us just like me Who cuss like me who just don'tgive a f**klike me Who dress like me walk talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite me 'CauseI'mSlim Shady yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up 'CauseI'mplease stand Slim Shady up yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up please stand up I'mlike 'Causea head trip I'mto listen to only givin'you Things you joke about with your friends inside The only your livin'difference is room I got the balls to say it in front of y'allAnd I don'tgotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on And the mic and spit whether you like to admit it it I just sh*tit Better than 90%of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can Kids eat up It'sthese albums like funny Valiums 'causeat the rate I'mgoing when I'm30I'llbe the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse'sasses when And I'mI'mjacking off jerking with Jergens but this whole bag of Viagra isn'tworking And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King spittin'on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don'tgive a f**kWith his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady And put please stand one of up those fingers on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time loud as you can how does it go I'mSlim Shady yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up 'CauseI'mplease stand Slim Shady up yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up 'Causeplease I'mSlim Shady yes stand up I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up 'CauseI'mplease stand Slim Shady up yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up Ha ha please I guess stand there'sa Slim Shady in all of us up F**kit let'sall stand up Guitar score
The Real Slim Shady Artist: Eminem,Proof
Capo: 0
Key: Eb
Difficulty：
Tempo: 105
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 100
Creation time: 2023-06-04 The Real Slim Shady Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Eminem,Proof. This guitar tab is in the key of Eb and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Eminem,Proof at that time～
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