Stepfather Factory - El-P
Burrrrp Oh yeah oh you son of a ******esIt gets so ******'crabby in this booth man It'slike 90degrees in here Smells like Satan'stoilet I'mgonna build A Stepfather Factory The latest in technology Stepfather Factory Jobs for the community A Stepfather Factory The age of familial industry A Stepfather Factory Building tomorrow'sfathers today A Stepfather Factory The latest in technology Stepfather Factory Jobs for the community A Stepfather Factory The age of familial industry Building tomorrow'sfathers today Spilling the leftovers of creational clay We grew with the concept now we'reready to go public Today'sa big day for the company A big step for the littlestepperswho slept for years uncomfortably Little man little lady cute little baby Reach your hand out to the future of automated robotics On display here for the first time in Enter year here At the World'sfair but is it really Ladies and Gentlemen I propose that the market is sinking Under the weight of useless contraptions added to the shopping carts of all hardworkingfamilies Electric doodads and wizard hats and such to keep the munchkins entertained But get replaced by newer versions or just breakdown systematically Mothers how many times have you debated selfeuthanasiatablets for breakfast snacks When restlessness attacks seemingly at random With an emptiness inside that'shard to identify maybe Pursuing habits like pillpoppingand constant overeating Chances are you'vebeen abandoned Well I'mno scientist that'snot what I went to school for And I'mnot a doctor so I don'tknow much about medicine But I'mwilling to bet that you yes you little What'syour name sweetheart Wawa Yeah whatever Get a funny feeling in your tummy when you see mommy cry Something between woozy and confusion And you spend your thoughts on how the sadness In your mommy can be rooted out burned scorned turned out forgotten So you can concentrate on candy and little baby dolls or Whatever it is that normal kids get to think about Well I can honestly say that this invention is Let me start by saying we'vegrafted only the finest of Inserted the most high tech state of the art with brain charted for authentic True to human emotion and trained to be domestic Made from the most easily available materials and uh loosely inspected Guaranteed to revolutionize Perfectly realistic and even somewhat institutionally respected Robotic relative That'swhy I'mgonna build A Stepfather Factory The latest in technology A Stepfather Factory Jobs for the community A Stepfather Factory The age of familial industry A Stepfather Factory Building tomorrow'sfathers today A Stepfather Factory The latest in technology A Stepfather Factory Jobs for the community Stepfather Factory The age of familial industry I'mnot only the president I'ma client So you purchased a paternal unit class A type 1A new addition to your living room space watch it go Under warranty for at least 90days so have fun If in that time frame there'sa problem please let us know Before you start there'sa few details that you must learn Technical specs about your unit to make things run smooth In an effort to find an energy source our company'slearned The cheapest way to keep his battery running is with booze Plug it in give it a name man of the house help sustain Wear the pants you can relax one of the pack nuclear fam Literally nuclear Brings us to the safety chapter Section 87in your handbook subsection 16entitled Troubleshooting Fuel sources are at a slight risk of mixing With the crispy plutonium center Of your automated new spouse and then driven Possibly leading to the unpredicted stimulation of its artificial emotion circuits And in a few unsubstantiated clinical trials this condition Has led to simulated feelings of resen**entand worthlessness Manifested in the highly unlikely but still possible act Of physical aggression towards you and your loved ones fleshy surfaces Remember no cash returns Only credits towards future purchases "Whyare you making me hurt you I love you .""Whyare you making me hurt you I love you .""Whyare you making me hurt you I love you .""Whyare you making me hurt you I love you ." Guitar score
Stepfather Factory Artist: El-P
Capo: 0
Key: Bb
Difficulty:
Tempo: 43
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 102
Creation time: 2023-05-24 Stepfather Factory Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by El-P. This guitar tab is in the key of Bb and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by El-P at that time~
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