Mitsubishi Colt - Tim Minchin
A hand on the shoulder An avuncular wink Sips his lemon drink Spits out the pips Hands on hips Licks his lips Like a wolf near a flock Yet again adjusting his fantasy cock He delivers his philosophy I reckon it don'tmatter It don'tmean squat What you earn or what you got Or the style of your hair Or what you wear It matters not Like what do you care That I live on a hill with views of the beach That my chick and my dogs have an ensuitebathroom each That I'vealready reached my first million and I'monly 26You'reas thick as two bricks If you think you can fix What is broke in your life with money And the funny thing is And I sh*tyou not That I'dgive it all up like that He leaves me to ponder his wisdom for a bit And with a click of his fingers Beckons the blondest ,bimboestbarmaid And grinning ridiculously Orders a G and T And a beer ,for me And before I can escape He'sback saying Cos mate ,the thing is All of that crap It'sall superficial It'sall just a front Anyone can be a rich c**tBut the thing we all want Can'tbe bought with dosh You know what I mean boss?Cos you don'tgive a toss That when I want to get slim I'vegot my own private gym And a personal trainer called Danielle or Darlene She'sgot tits Like those chicks In Ralph magazine And it'snot like you care That I own the controlling share Of an overseas company That builds accounting software It matters not one bit I mean who gives a sh*tThat I earn six hundred grand And drive a brand new land rover You know I would hand it all over like that He pauses for a beat Long enough for me to retreat to a seat And sit ,elbow on the bar And contemplate this guru With his white teeth and big car And ponder silently my belief That genius comes in many a form And that this postulating ,peroxided pornstarprick ain'tone of them My speculation cut short As he reforms Like Terminator II And before I have time to abort He descends upon me and snorts I guess what I'mtrying to say In my own little way Is that I reckon that musos and artists and that Well I reckon they'regreat I know some people reckon you guys just sit on your bums And don'tget out of bed til the pizza man comes And smoke cones And take crack And whackoffall day But I don'tcare what they say And I don'tlisten to people Who say that all actors are gay Not that I don'tthink that'sOK As far as I'mconcerned Although it'snot my bag If you wanna be a fag Be a fag y'know?Who am I to say Where you come And where you go In the privacy of your own homo Ha ha Homo Ha ha Homo Ha ha He'sshitting me now And my eyes start to glaze And through the haze of my anger I notice his G and T is gone And he'sstarting to dribble As he dribbles on and f**kingon But you musos are alright I don'tknow much about music But I know what I like And I reckon I'dthrow it all in To be like you Jim I mean you might be poor in monetary terms But what you earn spiritually What makes you what you are Just means so much more Than what you earn from a really nice car Or a tennis court Or holidays in Greece Or a house on the beach Or stock market shares Or twentyonepairs Of Calvin Klein underwear Do you understand you are a wealthy ,wealthy man I mean I don'twant to piss in your pocket But I'vegotta say Before I get on my way That honestly ,and I'mnot having you on I reckon on day you could play the piano as good as Elton John The cops are still mingling Though the crowd'sshuffled out I'vegot ice on my hand Where my fist met his mouth And although I explained That it wasn'tmy fault I'vea five hundred buck fine For aggravated assault So before it gets worse I reckon I'llbolt A wealthy ,wealthy man In a 1981Mitsubishi Colt Guitar score
Mitsubishi Colt Artist: Tim Minchin
Capo: 0
Key: Eb
Difficulty:
Tempo: 136
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 100
Creation time: 2023-05-08 Mitsubishi Colt Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Tim Minchin. This guitar tab is in the key of Eb and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Tim Minchin at that time~
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