The Neighbours' Cat - Leon Rosselson
Those new neighbours They never mow the lawn They'rethrowing things And rowing from dawn to bloody dawn Their drains are overflowing And their garden smells of pee And dandelions are growing Where the roses ought too be They'vegot five cheeky children And even worse than that The terror of the neighbourhood The devil of a cat The cat the cat The neighbour'scat Is not at all the sort of cat Who sits contented on a mat He'snot a cat like that He isn'tfurry fine or fat You wouldn'twant to pet or pat That scraggy Ragged outsized rat The dustbin is his habitat The neighbour'scat Our p**sycatsare neutered They'redecent and they'reclean And they keep respectful silence When they hear God Save The Queen But this one He'suncivilized A spitting infidel With his nightly caterwauling And his nasty moggy smell Assaulting our azaleas Urinating on our gnomes Demolishing our dahlias We'renot safe in our own homes The cat the cat The neighbour'scat Is not at all the sort of cat Who sits contented on a mat He'snot a cat like that He isn'tfurry fine or fat You wouldn'twant to pet or pat That scraggy Ragged outsized rat The dustbin is his habitat The neighbour'scat He'llclaw at our car bonnets He'llsavage dogs and crows He spreads chaos and subversion everywhere he goes And this really makes my blood boil He'sfanatically fond Of harpooning our prize goldfish In our ornamental pnd We never catch him at it 'Causehe'sunderhand and sly But we know who to blame When our prize marrows droop and die The cat the cat the neighbour'scat Is not at all the sort of cat Who sits contented on a mat He'snot a cat like that He isn'tfurry fine or fat You wouldn'twant to pet or pat That scraggy ragged outsized rat The dustbin is his habitat The neighbour'scat Now he'scorrupting poor our darlings And leading them astray Bring all them to act In a most unnatural way Does he get them on high on catmint 'Causethey wear a silly grin As they leap in front of lorries in a suicidal spin It'sa shocking situation Every morning we emerge To find another flattened p**sylaid out on the verge The cat the cat the neighbour'scat Is not at all the sort of cat Who sits contented on a mat He'snot a cat like that He isn'tfurry fine or fat You wouldn'twant to pet or pat That scraggy ragged outsized rat The dustbin is his habitat The neighbour'scat Have you heard the latest Things can'tgo on this way The rumour is the neighbour'scat has joined the IRA Our house prices are falling It'stime to make a stand We'vegot up a petition This wild cat must be banned Yes burn him for a traitor This embodimment of sin This ruthless agitator He'sthe enemy within The cat the cat the neighbour'scat Is not at all the sort of cat Who sits contented on a mat He'snot a cat like that He isn'tfurry fine or fat You wouldn'twant to pet or pat That scraggy ragged outsized rat The dustbin is his habitat The neighbour'scat Guitar score
The Neighbours' Cat Artist: Leon Rosselson
Capo: 0
Key: Eb
Difficulty：
Tempo: 130
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 99
Creation time: 2023-05-01 The Neighbours' Cat Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Leon Rosselson. This guitar tab is in the key of Eb and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Leon Rosselson at that time～
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