Toes - The Wet Spots
I'vehad eight hundred fifty seven lovers And you'recertainly the greatest of them all You make me more than whimper like no other You take me on the floor and off the wall You'relike an acrobat From poon tang circus I'venever even seen you wearing clothes There'sjust one thing I need to make it perfect Come wrap your arms around me Listen close Don'tlick my toes It'sdisgusting and disturbing It'supsetting and unnerving All the things you could be perving on Why must you choosing toes I'mnot a prude I don'tmind kinky hanky panky You can pee on me or spank me With a second hand umbrella But you'dbetter listen fella I should tell you right from hello There'sno way I'lllet you tongue the yellow pustulating sores And blisters in between my toes Don'tlick my toes It'srepulsive and I hate it It'scompletely overrated I don'tknow if I can state it any clearer Come no nearer Oh do you hear Oh maybe you'resome kind Of idiot or something I don'tknow Don'tlick my toes I know you'veseen it in the pornos You don'tsee me licking your toes Maybe this Some should be kind of indication to you That maybe it'snot something I'mnot that into You know It doesn'tmake me feel sexy I don'teven feel like living When this sort of thing starts To happen to me You know what it feels like It feels like being flossed with warm liver You know Or stepping in something in the night You'reexpectant and erect And all I think is disinfectant Mouthwash won'tdisguise the scent Of all the fungus and the sweat And all the filthy streets I'vewalked upon The stench inside my socks Upon he grave of my grandmother Won'tyou please just find another way To show me your urbanity And stop with this insanity The door is shut The way is closed What don'tyou get I think it'sgross I'mindisposed Don'tlick my toes my toes) Guitar score
Toes Artist: The Wet Spots
Capo: 0
Key: G
Difficulty:
Tempo: 122
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 101
Creation time: 2023-05-01 Toes Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by The Wet Spots. This guitar tab is in the key of G and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by The Wet Spots at that time~
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