Otto Titsling - Bette Midler
Otto titsling inventor and crout Had nothing to get very worked up about His inventions were failures his future seemed bleak He fled to the opera at least twice a week One night at the opera he saw an Aida Who'sbust were so big they would often impede her Bug eyed he watched her fall into the pit Done in by the weight of those terrible tits Oh my God there she blows Aerodynamically this girl was a mess Otto eye balled the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds And he suddenly felt the fire or inspiration Flood his soul He ran back to his workshop Where he futzed and futzed and futzed For Otto titsling had found his quest To lift and mold the female breast To point the small ones to the sky To keep the big ones high and dry Every night he'dsweat and snort Searching for the right support He tried some string and paper clips Hey he even tried his own two lips Well he stiched and he slaved And he slaved and he stitched Until finally one night in the wee hours of morning Otto arose from his workbench triumphant Yes he had invented the worlds first Over the shoulder boulder holder hooray Exhausted but ecstatic Otto ran out to the diva Bearing the prototype in his hot little hand Now the diva did not want to try the darn thing on But after many initial mishaps She finally did And the sigh of relief that issued forth From the her mouth Was so loud that it was mistaken by some To be the early onset of the seraken winds Which would often roll through the schwarzwald With a vengeance But little did Otto know At the moment of his greatest triumph Lurking under the divas bed Was none other than the very worst Of the french patentees Phillip debrassiere And Phil was watching the scene With a great deal of interest Later that night while our broom Hilda slept Into the wardrobe Phillip softly crept He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore Til he found Otto'stitsling and he ran out the door Crying oh my God what joy what bliss I'mgonna make me a million from this Every woman in the world will wanna buy one I would have all the goods manufactures in Taiwan The result of this swindle is pointedly clear Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere Guitar score
Otto Titsling Artist: Bette Midler
Capo: 0
Key: CSharp
Difficulty：
Tempo: 118
Time Signature: 6/8
Hot: 100
Creation time: 2023-04-30 Otto Titsling Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Bette Midler. This guitar tab is in the key of CSharp and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Bette Midler at that time～
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