The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up We'regoing to have a problem here Ya'llact like you never seen A white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door Started whoopin her a**worse than before They first get divorced throwing Her over furniture scream It'sthe return of the Oh wait no way your kidding he Didn'tjust say what I think he did did he And Dr Dre said Nothing you idiots Dr Dre'sdead He'slocked in my basement haha Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'msick of him Look at him walking around Grabbing his you know what Limpin'to you know who yeah But hes so cute though Yea I probably got a couple Of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what'sGoing on in your parent'sbedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can'tbut it'scool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips My bum is on your lips And if I'mlucky you might Just give it a little kiss And that'sthe message that We deliver to little kids And expect them not to know What a womens clitoris is Of course they gonna know What intercourse is By the time they hit 4thgrade They got the discovery channel don'tthey We ain'tnothing but mammals Well some of us cannibals Who cut other people open Like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead Animals and antelopes Then there'sno reason that A man and another man can'telope But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote Women wave your panty hoes Sing the chorus and it goes I'mSlim Shady Yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are Just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand Up Please stand up Becuase I'mSlim Shady Yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys Are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand Up Please stand up Will Smith don'tgotta cuss In his raps to sell records Well I do so f**khim and f**kyou too You think I give a damm about a Grammy Half of you critics can'teven Stomach me let alone stand me But Slim what if u win Wouldn'tit be weird Why So you guys can just Lie to get me here So you can sit me here Next to Britney Spears Sh*tChristina Aguilera Better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'emargue over who She gave head to first Little b**chput me on blast on MTV Yeah he'scute but I think He'smarried to Kim hehe I should download her audio on mp3And show the whole world How you gave Eminem V D scream I'msick of you little girl And boy groups all you do is annoy me So I'vebeen sent here to destroy you And there'sa million of us just like me Who cuss like me Who just don'tgive a f**klike me Who dress like me Walk talk and act like me It just might be the next best thing But not quite me I'mSlim Shady Yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys Are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand Up Please stand up Becuase I'mSlim Shady Yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys Are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim shady Please stand up Please Stand up Please stand up I'mlike a headtrip to listen to Cause I'monly giving you Things you joke about with your Friends inside your living room The only difference is I got The balls to say it in front of ya'llAnd I don'tgotta be false Or sugar coated at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it rip I just sh*tit better than 90%Of you rappers out there Then you wonder how can kidz Eat up these albums like valiums It'sfunny cuz at the rate I'mgoing when I'm30I'llbe the only person In the nursing home flirty Pinching nurses asses when I'mjackin'off with Jergens and I'mjerking But this whole bag of Viagra isn'tworking And every single person is A Slim Shady lurkin'He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling Screaming I don'tgive a f**kWith his windows down and system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those Fingures on each hand up And to be proud to be outta Your mind and outta control And one more time loud as You can how does it go Cuz I'mSlim Shady Yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys Are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady Please stand up Please Stand up Please stand up Becuase I'mSlim Shady Yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys Are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim shady Please stand up Please Stand up Please stand up I'mSlim Shady Yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys Are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady Please stand up Please Stand up Please stand up Becuase I'mSlim Shady Yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys Are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim shady Please stand up Please Stand up Please stand up Guitar score
The Real Slim Shady Artist: Eminem
Capo: 0
Key: Eb
Difficulty：
Tempo: 105
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 100
Creation time: 2023-04-30 The Real Slim Shady Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Eminem. This guitar tab is in the key of Eb and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Eminem at that time～
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