The Ticket Inspector - Chance Waters
Silver teeth and the cockiness of james dean Body like a cantaloupe head like a baked bean No gun but he gets pretty irrate So if you run then you'dbetter learn to fly mate He spends his mornings tackling evaders And daydreaming that they issued him a taser And if they did all the money he could save 'emWith concession cards and bodies on the pavement And you might joke he takes his job too seriously But you don'tknow all the things he'sseen There'sa lot of gum under the seats and people'sfeet And you might joke he takes his job too seriously But you don'tknow all the things he'sseen There'sa lot of punks who ride for free and retirees But in high school he took two lessons in jiu jitsu And he was pretty good at it I guess Hey hey please don'tgo and Go and throw your life away Don'tyou don'tyou run from him Son cause he'llf**kup your Day no he'snot gonna Waste his time taking your name Trust me there'llbe no escape He'sgot two feet and half a brain This dude'slike paul blart mall cop If he lost his segway and had a small Stop what you'redoing if you see him with his badge on Though jane at the office spelt his name wrong He doesn'thave a baton doesn'thave a mad dog Doesn'tknow a lot of stuff but he throws a fat punch His mum packs his lunch taught him wrong from right Saving the world one ticket at a time And you might joke he takes his job too seriously But you don'tknow all the things he'sseen Sometimes children ride for cheap or talk loudly And you might joke he takes his job too seriously But you don'tknow all the things he'sseen There'sa lot bums up on these seats and sometimes feet But in high school he was one of the members In the runnerup4by 100meter relay team he still polishes his medal Hey hey please don'tgo and Go and throw your life away Don'tyou don'tyou run from him Son cause he'llf**kup your Day no he'snot gonna Waste his time taking your name Trust me there'llbe no escape He'sgot two feet and half a brain They wouldn'tlet him in the army oh noooooThe wouldn'tlet him be a sergeant oh noooooA fireman was far too hard a thing for him to be He'dwrite parking tickets but he doesn'tlike to read But in high school he lost a jellybean count And the winner didn'tshare them maybe that'swhat this all stems from Hey hey please don'tgo and Go and throw your life away Don'tyou don'tyou run from him Son cause he'llf**kup your Day no he'snot gonna Waste his time taking your name Trust me there'llbe no escape He'sgot two feet and half a brain Hey hey please don'tgo and Go and throw your life away Don'tyou don'tyou run from him Son cause he'llf**kup your Day no he'snot gonna Waste his time taking your name Trust me there'llbe no escape He'sgot two feet and half a brain Guitar score
The Ticket Inspector Artist: Chance Waters
Capo: 0
Key: D
Difficulty：
Tempo: 94
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 100
Creation time: 2023-04-28 The Ticket Inspector Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Chance Waters. This guitar tab is in the key of D and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Chance Waters at that time～
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