Ernie(The Fastest Milkman in the West) - Benny Hill
You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground And the clatter of the wheels as they spun round and round And he galloped into Market Street his badge upon his chest His name was Ernie and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west Now Ernie loved a widow a lady known as sue She lived all alone in liddley lane at number twenty They said she was too good for him she was haughty proud and chic But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week They called him Ernie Ernie And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west She said she'dlike to bathe in milk he said all right sweetheart And when he'dfinished work one night he loaded up his cart He said you want it pasteurize cause pasteurize is best She says Ernie I'llbe happy if it comes up to my chest That tickled old Ernie Ernie And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west oh Now Ernie had a rival an evil looking man Called two ton ted from teddington and he drove the baker'svan He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread And when she seen the size Of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said if you treat me right You'llhave hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'dhave his wicked way And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day Poor Ernie Ernie And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west oh One lunch time ted saw Ernie'shorse and cart outside her door It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four And as he let down from his van Hot blood through his veins did course And he went across to Ernie'scart and didn'thalf kick his rose Whose name was trigger trigger And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west Now Ernie rushed out into the street his gold top in his hand He said if you wanna marry Susie you'llfight for her like a man Oh why don'twe play cards for her he sneeringly replied And just to make it interesting we'llhave a shilling on the side Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun They stood there face to face and ted went for his bun But Ernie was too quick things didn'tgo the way ted planned And a strawberry flavored yogurt sent it spinning from his hand Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart And Ernie he pushed her aside And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust Poor Ernie Ernie And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west Ernie was only fifty two he didn'twanna die And now he'sgone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned And the milkman'slife is full of fun in that fairy dairy land But a woman'sneeds are many fold and soon she married ted But strange things happened on their wedding night As they lay in their bed Was that the trees a rustling or the hinges of the gate Or Ernie'sghostly gold tops a rattling in their crate They won'tforget Ernie Ernie And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west Guitar score
Ernie(The Fastest Milkman in the West) Artist: Benny Hill
Capo: 0
Key: D
Difficulty：
Tempo: 130
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 99
Creation time: 2023-04-28 Ernie(The Fastest Milkman in the West) Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Benny Hill. This guitar tab is in the key of D and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Benny Hill at that time～
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