Crazy - The CO
Wait a minute'man Hey'check this out'tell it It was this blind man'right You were this blind man'right He was feelin'his way down the street With this stick'right Hey He walked past this fish market'You know what I'msayin'He stopped'he took a deep breath'he said'Woooooo'good morning'ladies You like that s**t'man Hey'man'I got a gang of that s**t'man I tell you what my man on the guitar'Fool on the drums'Everybody just crowd around the mic'I'lltell you all these mutha f**kin'jokes But first'I'mastart it off like this Hey'help me sing it'homeboy Colt 45and two Zig Zags'baby that'sall we need We can go to the park after dark'Smoke that tumbleweed And as the m*******aburns we can take our Turns'singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech And Chong'sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll'roll'roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin'high as hell flyin'through Palmdale'Skatin'on Dayton rims So roll'roll the '83Cadillac Coup de Ville Can I come to you If my tapes and my cds just don'tsell'I bet my caddy will Well it was just sundown in a small white town They call it Eastside Palmdale When the Afroman walked through the White land'houses went up for sale Well'I was standin'on the corner sellin'rap cds When I met a little girl named Jan I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn'tknow Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan We f**kedon the bed'f**kedon the flo''f**kedSo long'I grew a f**kin'afro Then I f**kedto the left'f**kedto the right She sucked my d**k'tilthe s**tturned white I thought to myself'Sheba'Sheba Got my a*sLookin'like a ZEBRA I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way'Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet I ran I jumped out the back window'But her daddy'he was with waitin'a 2x 4Oh'he beat me to the left'he beat me to the right The mutha f**kerwhooped my a*sall night But I ain'tmad at her prejudiced dad'that'sThe best d**nP***yI ever had I got a bag of w**dand a bottle of wine I'ma f**kthat B***hjust one more time Colt 45and two Zig Zags'baby that'sall we need We can go to the park after dark'smoke That tumbleweed And as the m*******aburns we can take Our turns'singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll'roll'roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin'high as hell flyin'through Palmdale'skatin'on Dayton rims So roll'roll the '83Cadillac Coup de Ville If my tapes and my cds just don'tsell'I bet my caddy will I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair'But d**nshe looked good I took her to my house'cause she was fine'But she whipped out a d**kThat was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan'Never made love with an African I f**kedher once'I f**kedher twice I ate that P***ylike shrimp fried rice Don'tbe amazed at the stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties'too'So I hopped in her a*slike a kangaroo See'I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her a*s'And she said'Aiiiiieeee Lips was breakfast'P***ywas lunch'then Her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch Met Colonel Sander'swife in the state of Kentucky She said'I'llfry some chicken if you just f**kme I came in her mouth It was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices Colt 45and two Zig Zags'baby that'sall we need We can go to the park after dark'smoke That tumbleweed And as the m*******aburns we can take Our turns'singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled With Hennesy That country music nearly drove me crazy'But I rode that a*sand said'Yes'Miss Daisy Met this lady in Oklahoma Put that P***yin a coma Met this lady in Michigan I can'twait 'tilI f**kThat B***hagain Met a real black girl in South Carolina F**kedher 'tilShe turned into a white albino F**kedthis hooker in Iowa I f**kedher on credit'so I owe her F**kedthis girl'down in Georgia came in her mouth Man'I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy ho she just ran Cross the border of Mexico Fine young thing'said her name'sMaria I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla I wanna get married'but I can'tafford it I know I'ma cry when she gets deported Colt 45and two Zig Zags'baby that'sall we need We can go to the park after dark'Smoke that tumbleweed And as the m*******aburns We can take our turns'Singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'Sell tapes from here Guitar score
Crazy Artist: The CO
Capo: 0
Key: Bb
Difficulty：
Tempo: 72
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 100
Creation time: 2023-04-28 Crazy Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by The CO. This guitar tab is in the key of Bb and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by The CO at that time～
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