The Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song - Jeffrey Lewis
Walkin'up 23rdstreet I was tired and alone It was late my housemate Would be asleep when i got home The sign ahead glowin'red Said the chelsea hotel Where nancy and syd vicious And my friend dave once dwelled The street was black under my feet Wich continued their walkin'Though i was vaguely interested In the folks behind me talkin'Two guys maybe gay Wearin'Reber type suits And a girl wearin'glasses Who looked kinda cute Her hair was short and curly She had a tattoo on her back Wich i could see cos her red shirt Was sleeveless with straps But i only saw this later Not in my first glance But i could hear her talkin behind me And as if by chance She was tryin'to describe A song i knew well The leonard cohen song About the chelsea hotel And i smiled a smile to myself When she said That was the song where he talked about Someone giving him head On the bed was unmade And how the song was outrageous And that'swhen i got Uncaracteristicly courageous I could left the three of them laughin'And just gone on home But i turned and i faced her And i said leonard cohen Just like that She was shocked and surprised But she looked very happy That she now had a witness To back up her story She looked at me With her spectacled eyes And said "seei told u"To the two others guys My tale might have ending right there and then But we started talkin'about leornard cohen How his lyrics were cool And how he sang so sincere It must have been true And it happened right here Usually women right of the bat Don'tfind me that great But there we were laughin'scrollin'Like we could really releate Although we didn'tmention the head line It was alluded And her conversation was better Cos her friends were not included The guys were more into each other At least that'show it seemed to me I heard the faint knocking of opportunity Although it'seasy for me now Upon my looking back To think of all I the things could have said To make me the mac Just keep the sad truth in mind As i tell this to you That we really only talked For a minute or two And i never got her name And she never got mine But in this couple short minutes We had a pretty good time And on top of that Tho u may not believe it You know what she says to me next As i repeat it That line about gettin a blow job That leonard sings She said it made her Want to do naughty things Right about then I should have asked If she knew What the chelsea charged If we got a room for two But i didn'tand i know I'ma schmuck don'tyou doubt it The only thing i did Was write this stupid song about it If i was leonard cohen Or some others song writing master I 'dknow to first get the oral sex And then write the song after You can practise writing songs About romance every day But if you haven'tloved Then you'llhave nothing to say We could have given each other head On leonard same unmade bed But i was too shy to suggest it And so instead When the three of them stopped To look through a pub window I said good night Tho i had not quite meant to And waved as we walked tho I would not forget her Especially when she mysteriously said See you later Now every time i'mwalking I hope that we'dmeet And on purpose I always go up 23rdstreet Where the sign glowin'red Says the chelsea hotel Where nancy and syd vicious And my friend dave'sonce dwelled Life doesn'twork out The way it does in old songs That'swhy we sing new ones To say what really goes on So if i ever see her again And we pick up Right we were ended Maybe i'llplay her this song Maybe she won'tget too offended And listen i tell u why There'smore than this situation Than miss the eyes You may think it'ssad You may think it'spathetic But i sing this song And that she will never know it But think a minute 'boutwhat that means And you'llrealise it'sactually a wonderful thing That all around the world There maybe folks singin'tunes For the love of others folks They barely knew And it puts a smile on my face Yes it do And let me tell you You ought to be smillin too Cos the next time you feelin'Kinda lonesome and blue Just think that someone somewhere Might be singin about you Who knows if i'llever see her again Maybe we'llsee this whole time She could have been singing about me Probably But it not could be Guitar score
The Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song Artist: Jeffrey Lewis
Capo: 0
Key: C
Difficulty:
Tempo: 107
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 103
Creation time: 2023-04-26 The Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Jeffrey Lewis. This guitar tab is in the key of C and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Jeffrey Lewis at that time~
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