Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me - Bloodhound Gang
Why'severbody always pickin'on me The morn'that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you'remisled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin'up with a wookie What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son He'slooks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one To put it mild your newbornchild'scompletely nutty fufulookin'I'dshove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'But why'sBut why'severbody everbody always pickin'on always pickin'me on me Cause my fifteen yearoldcousin has less acne But why'severbody always pickin'Ain'ton me brushed them teeth since 1983But why'severbody always pickin'on me Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee Cause you'rewhite but you got a nose like Bill Cosby Why'severbody always pickin'on me Always pickin'and rippin'apart poor ol'Jimmy Pop Ali I got a schnoz like the 'Cos'but there'sa lot more wrong with you So back me up Bill yea and you'reugly too So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti And my jeans mirror never lies but it always verifies I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie You compare me to a Monchichi but I don'tunderstand Why I'mscorned like I'mdeformed like the Elephant Man And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first But at least this time I didn'tfind my date in the back of a hearse About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink And that might be 'causeeverybody calls me Shrinky Dink I know I'mknown as Polaroid I'mnot a total retard It'scause I'mdone in sixty seconds and you'llstill want it enlarged But But why'severbody why'severbody always pickin'on always me Cause ya pickin'on me wore velour flares until the late Eighties But why'severbody always pickin'on Cause you me run like a girl and sit down to pee But why'severbody always pickin'on me Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased And he breaks into the Professor'slab and makes some LSD Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper'sbrains then beats Ginger with coconuts As Mr .Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut Oh he'llkill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be And like a postal clerk I'llgo beserk if you don'tstop teasing me See the trick is only pick on those that can'tdo you no harm Like the drummer from Def Leppard'sonly got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard'sonly got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard'sonly got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard'sonly got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard'sonly got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard'sonly got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard'sonly got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard'sonly got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard'sonly got one arm But why'severbody But always why'severbody pickin'on always pickin'me on me Cause my fifteen yearoldcousin has less acne Ain'tbrushed them teeth since 1983But why'severbody But why'salways everbody always pickin'on pickin'me on me Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But why'severbody But why'salways everbody always pickin'on pickin'on me me Cause you'rewhite but you got a nose like Bill Cosby But why'severbody always pickin'on Cause ya me wore velour flares until the late Eighties But why'severbody always pickin'on me Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady Cause no one likes you monkey boy Guitar score
Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me Artist: Bloodhound Gang
Capo: 0
Key: E
Difficulty:
Tempo: 113
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 106
Creation time: 2023-04-24 Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Bloodhound Gang. This guitar tab is in the key of E and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Bloodhound Gang at that time~
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