Warning Signs - Bill Engvall

Here'sYour Sign The Picture)Bill Engvall I just hate stupid people .They should have to wear signs that just say I'mstupid .That way you wouldn'trely on them ,would you?You wouldn'task them anything .It would be like ,"Excuseme ...oops,never mind""Ididn'tsee your sign ."It'slike before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house was full of boxes and there was a uHaultruck in our driveway .My friend comes over and says ,"Hey,You moving?""Nope.""Wejust pack our stuff up once or twice a week .Just to see how many boxes it takes .""Here'syour sign ."Why can'tthey get the picture?Why don'tthey understand?We'renot dealing with the planet of apes ,we'retalking about the modern man .So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds ...Here'syour sign .Here'syour sign .A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine ,we pulled his boat into the dock ,I lifted up this big 'olstringer of bass this idiot on the dock goes ,"Hey,yall catch all them fish?"Nope ."Talked'eminto giving up .""Here'syour sign ."I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was playing with his little friend ,and he hit his friend and I went up to him and I said "Hey,his boy),we don'thit ."He looked up at me like ,"Here'syour sign ,dad ."Why can'tthey get the picture?Why don'tthey understand?We'renot dealing with the planet of apes ,we'retalking about the modern man .So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds ...Here'syour sign .Here'syour sign I was .watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel ,there was a guy inventing a shark bite suit .There'sonly one way to test that "Alright.Jimmy ,you got that shark suit on ,it looks good ...They want you to jump into this pool of sharks ,and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you .""Wellallright ....holdmy sign ,I don'twanna loose it"Why can'tthey get the picture?Why don'tthey understand?We'renot dealing with the planet of apes ,we'retalking about the modern man .So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds ...Here'syour sign .Here'syour sign .Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire ,I pulled my truck into one of these sideoftheroadgas statioons ,the attendant walks out ,looks at my truck ,looks at me ,I swear to GOD he went ,"Tirego flat?"I couldn'tresist .I said "Nope"."NoI was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me .""Here'syour sign ."Why can'tthey get the picture?Why don'tthey understand?We'renot dealing with the planet of apes ,we'retalking about the modern man .So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds ...People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds ...Here'syour sign .We were trying to sell our car about a year ago ,a guy come over to the house ,drove the car around for about 45minutes .We get back to the house ,he gets out of the car ,reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe ,then goes ,"Damnthats hot!"See ...If he'dbeen wearing his sign ,I could have stopped him .

Guitar score
Warning Signs

Artist: Bill Engvall

Type：
Chord

Capo: 0

Key: G

Difficulty：

Tempo: 90

Time Signature: 4/4

Hot: 99
Creation time: 2023-04-23

Warning Signs Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Bill Engvall. This guitar tab is in the key of G and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Bill Engvall at that time～

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Artist: Bill Engvall

Type：
Chord

Capo: 0

Key: G

Difficulty：

Tempo: 90

Time Signature: 4/4

Hot: 99
Creation time: 2023-04-23