Almost Famous - Eminem
I can almost taste it This s**tmakes no sense to me What does it all mean I can almost taste it I can almost see This s**tmakes it no sense to me What does it all mean I can almost taste it I can almost taste it Yeah can'tstop now This might be the last chance I get to be famous I just wanna be famous You dream of trading places I have been changing faces You cannot fill these shoes there is too much to lose Wake up behind these trenches you run around defenseless There is too much to lose you cannot fill these shoes I just wanna be famous but Be careful what you wish for I stuck my d**kin this game like a rapist They call me Slim Roethlisberger I go berserker than a fedup post office worker I murk her with a Mossberg I'mpissed off get murdered Like someone took a ketchup squirter squirted a frankfurter For a gangster you sure did s**tyour pants When you saw the chainsaw get to waving like a terrible towel How thangs turn around when his fangs come out Get your brains blown out that'swhat I call blowin'yourmind When I come back like nut on your spine I'ma thumb tack that you slept on son Now here I come screaming Attack like I just stepped on one Low on the totem 'tilhe showed 'emdefiance giant scrotum He don'towe them b***hess**this britches he outgrowed 'emHe'sso out cold he'sknocked out at the South Pole And nobody f**kswith him rigor mortis and post mortem He'sdyin'ofboredom Take your best rhymes record 'emthen try to thwart him He'lljust take your punch lines and snort 'emS**tstaineddrawers you gon'f**kwith a guy Who licks the blades of his chainsaws While he dips 'emin P F Chang'ssauce Game'sup homie hang it up like some crank calls You think I'mbackin'downYou must be out of your dang skulls I'malmost famous You dream of trading places I have been changing faces You cannot fill these shoes there is too much to lose Wake up behind these trenches you run around defenseless There is too much to lose you cannot fill these shoes I just wanna be famous but Be careful what you wish for I'mback for revenge I lost a battle that ain'thappenin'againI'mat your throat like strep I step strapped with a pen Metaphors wrote on my hand some are just stored in my memory Some I wrote on a napkin I do what I have to to win Pullin'outall stops any who touch a mic prior'sNot even Austin Powers how the f**kare they Mike Myers And tell that psycho to pass the torch to the wacko 'ForeI take a s**tin his JackOLantern and smash it on his porch Now get off my d**k'd**k''stoo short of a word for my d**kGet off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick Don'tcall me the Champ call me the Space Shuttle Destroyer I just blew up the Challenger matter fact I need a lawyer I just laced my gloves with enough plaster to make a cast Beat his a*snaked and peed in his corner like Verne Troyer See he'sin a whole nother weight class You'refull of it you were dissin'hisCD'sLaughed at Infinite now he'sback like someone pissed in his Wheaties No peace treaties he'sturned into a beast His new Slim Shady EP'sgot the attention of the mighty D R E He'salmost famous You dream of trading places I have been changing faces You cannot fill these shoes there is too much to lose Wake up behind these trenches you run around defenseless There is too much to lose you cannot fill these shoes I just wanna be famous but Be careful what you wish for Now there he goes in Dre'sstudio cuppin'hisballs Screamin'thewood off the panelin'cussin'thepaint off the walls Spewin'hishate to these haters showin'nolove for these broads He ain'tgivin'thems**the says he'llpinch a penny so hard He'llleave a bruise on the bronze so dark you can see the mark With the scars 'tilAbraham Lincoln is screamin'outAhh These metaphors and similes ain'tsimilar to them not at all If they don'tlike it they can all get f**kedInstead of suckin'himoff They can go get a belt or a neck tie to hang themselves by Like David Carradine they can go f**kthemselves and just die And eat s**twhile they at it he'sf**kin'hadit He'smad at the whole world So go to hell and build a snowman girl The bullies become bullied and pussies get pushed Then they better pull me take me back to 9thgrade to school me 'CauseI ain'tlookin'backonly forward this whole spot blowin'Who coulda known he'dgrow to be a poet and not know it And while I'mbein'poeticlet me get it stoic and raise the bar Higher than my opinion of these women'sbeen lowered So bear witness to some biblical s**tthere'sa cold wind blowin'This world ain'tgonna know what hit it He did it he made it he'sfinally famous Guitar score
Almost Famous Artist: Eminem
Capo: 0
Key: F
Difficulty:
Tempo: 85
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 100
Creation time: 2023-04-21 Almost Famous Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Eminem. This guitar tab is in the key of F and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Eminem at that time~
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