The Real Slim Shady - Deja Vu
May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up We'regonna have a problem here Y'allact like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin'her a**worse than before They first were divorced throwin'her over furniture aww It'sthe return of the ah wait no way you'rekidding He didn'tjust say what I think he did did he And Dr .Dre said nothing you idiots Dr .Dre'sdead he'slocked in my basement ha ha Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'msick of him Look at him walkin'around grabbin'his you know what Flippin'the you know who yeah but he'sso cute though Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what'sgoin'on in your parents'bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can'tbut it'scool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips And if I'mlucky you might just give it a little kiss And that'sthe message that we deliver to little And expect kids them not to know what a woman'sclitoris is Of course they'regonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They'vegot the Discovery Channel don'tthey We ain'tnothin'but mammals well some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals Then there'sand antelopes no reason that a man and another man can'telope But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes I'mSlim Shady yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up please stand 'CauseI'mSlim up Shady yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up please stand up Will Smith don'tgotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do so f**khim and f**kyou too You think I give a damn about a Grammy Half of you critics can'teven stomach me let alone stand me But Slim what if you win wouldn'tit be weird Why so you guys could just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Sh*tChristina Britney Spears Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'emargue over who she gave head to first Little b**chput me on blast on MTV Yeah he'scute but I think he'smarried to Kim hee hee I should download her audio And show on MP3the whole world how you gave Eminem VD I'msick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you And there'sa million of us just like me Who cuss like me who just don'tgive a f**klike me Who dress like me walk talk and act like me And just might be the next best 'Causething but not I'mSlim quite me Shady yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up 'Causeplease stand I'mSlim Shady up yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up please stand up I'mlike a 'Causehead trip to I'mlisten to only givin'you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin'room The only difference is I got the balls to say And I it in front don'tof y'allgotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic And and spit whether you it like to admit it I just sh*tit Better than 90%of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums It'sfunny 'causeat the rate I'mgoing when I'm30I'llbe the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse'sasses when I'mjacking off with Jergens And I'mjerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn'tworking And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King spittin'on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don'tgive a f**kWith his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind And and outta one more control time loud as you can how does it go I'mSlim Shady yes I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up 'CauseI'mSlim please stand Shady yes up I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up 'CauseI'mSlim please stand Shady yes up I'mthe real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up 'CauseI'mSlim Shady please stand yes I'mup the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won'tthe real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up please stand up Ha ha I guess there'sa Slim Shady in all of us F**kit let'sall stand up Guitar score
The Real Slim Shady Artist: Deja Vu
Capo: 0
Key: Eb
Difficulty：
Tempo: 103
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 104
Creation time: 2023-04-21 The Real Slim Shady Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Deja Vu. This guitar tab is in the key of Eb and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Deja Vu at that time～
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