Almost Famous - Eminem
You dream of trading places I have been changing faces You cannot fill these shoes there is too much to lose Wake up behind these trenches you run around defenseless There is too much to lose you cannot fill these shoes I just wanna be famous but Be careful what you wish for I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist They call me Slim Roethlisberger I go berserker than a fed up post office worker I murk her with a Mossberg I'mpissed off get murdered Like someone took a ketchup squirter squirted a frankfurter For a gangster you sure did s**tyour pants When you saw the chainsaw get to waving like a terrible towel How thangs turn around when his fangs come out Get your brains blown out that'swhat I call blowin'your mind When I come back like nut on your spine I'ma thumb tack that you slept on son Now here I come screaming Attack like I just stepped on one Low on the totem 'tilhe showed 'emdefiance giant scrotum He don'towe them b***hess**this britches he outgrowed 'emHe'sso out cold he'sknocked out at the South Pole And nobody f**kswith him rigor mortis and post mortem He'sdyin'of boredom Take your best rhymes record 'emthen try to thwart him He'lljust take your punch lines and snort 'emS**tstained drawers you gon'f**kwith a guy Who licks the blades of his chainsaws While he dips 'emin PF Chang'ssauce Game'sup homie hang it up like some crank calls You think I'mbackin'down You must be out of your dang skulls I'malmost famous You dream of trading places I have been changing faces You cannot fill these shoes there is too much to lose Wake up behind these trenches you run around defenseless There is too much to lose you cannot fill these shoes I just wanna be famous but Be careful what you wish for I'mback for revenge I lost a battle that ain'thappenin'again I'mat your throat like strep I step strapped with a pen Metaphors wrote on my hand Some are just stored in my memory Some I wrote on a napkin I do what I have to to win Pullin'out all stops any who touch a mic prior'sNot evena mic prior'sNot even Austin Powers how the f**kare they Mike Myers And tell that psycho to pass the torch to the wacko 'ForeI take a s**tin his Jack O Lantern And smash it on his porch Now get off my dick 'Dick''sToo short of a word for my dick Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick Don'tcall me the Champ call me the Space Shuttle Destroyer I just blew up the Challenger matter fact I need a lawyer I just laced my gloves with enough plaster to make a cast Beat his a*snaked and Peed in his corner like Verne Troyer Y'allare Eminem backwards you'reMini Mes See he'sin a whole nother weight class He'sslugs you'reBBs you'rebean bag bullets You'refull of it you were dissin'his CD'sLaughed at Infinite now he'sback like someone pissed in his Wheaties No peace treaties he'sturned into a beast His new Slim Shady EP'sgot the attention of the mighty DRE He'salmost famous You dream of trading places I have been changing faces You cannot fill these shoes there is too much to lose Wake up behind these trenches you run around defenseless There is too much to lose you cannot fill these shoes I just wanna be famous but Be careful what you wish for Now there he goes in Dre'sstudio cuppin' his ballsScreamin' thecuppin'his balls Screamin'the wood off the panelin'cussin'the paint off the walls Spewin'his hate to these haters Showin'no love for these broads He ain'tgivin'them s**the says He'llpinch a penny so hard He'llleave a bruise on the bronze So dark you can see the mark With the scars 'tilAbraham Lincoln is screamin'out Ahh These metaphors and similes ain'tsimilar to them not at all If they don'tlike it they can all get f**kedInstead of suckin'him off They can go get a belt or a neck Tie to hang themselves by Like David Carradine they can go F**kthemselves and just die And eat s**twhile they at it he'sf**kin'had it He'smad at the whole world So go to hell and build a snowman girl The bullies become bullied and pussies get pushed Then they better pull me take me back To 9thgrade to school me 'CauseI ain'tlookin'back only Forward this whole spot blowin'Who coulda known he'dgrow to Be a poet and not know it And while I'mbein'poetic let me get It stoic and raise the bar Higher than my opinion of these women'sbeen lowered So bear witness to some biblical S**tthere'sa cold wind blowin'This world ain'tgonna know what hit it He did it he made it he'sfinally famous Guitar score
Almost Famous Artist: Eminem
Capo: 0
Key: F
Difficulty:
Tempo: 85
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 112
Creation time: 2023-03-04 Almost Famous Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Eminem. This guitar tab is in the key of F and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Eminem at that time~
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