Taking My Ball - Eminem
Make my vocals sound sexy'Come on man'come on man'okaaaay'It feels so wrong cos it feels so right'But its all right'its ok with me'I'lldo my steps all by myself'I don'tneed nobody to play with me'But if you just give me a chance'I can put you in a trance the way I dance'But don'tnobody wanna play with me so I'mTaking my ball and going home'hooome'I'mthat guy man'Shove a diamond up my hind end'And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles'Slut poke holes in ya shirt'jump in mud puddles'While I stomp mudholes in ya a**girl'Now lets cuddle'Blood curdling your gurgling on your blood'What I do for my next trick'Im feeling wonderful'I think I might just do something a little less subtle'Shove a fckingtonka truck up a little kids butthole'Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of The valentines day massacre slash assassin I slash her in the a**with a icicle And leave her laying a blood bath While I put a catheter in And jump in the bath with her'In my spidermanmask man Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on'Stick it up Kim Kardashian'sa**and make the btchrun a triathlon'Are those pistachio'sdamn'I'dlike to have some'Laying on the patio man'rolling a fat one'Shady drop the magic marker'put the cap on'God damn man are you that much of an asshole'It feels so wrong cos it feels so right'But its all right'its ok with me'I'lldo my steps all by myself'I don'tneed nobody to play with me'But if you just give me a chance'I can put you in a trance the way I dance'But don'tnobody wanna play with me so I'mTaking my ball and going home'hooome'I'mlike houdini'Tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each One of my thighsand make itdisappear like a genie'Make shtdisappear like tara reid in a bikini'believe me homie'You don'tknow the meaning of a meanie'They call me the fruit loop from jupiter'I'mtrying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot'Dont move or ya might get it stuck so fckingfar in your uvula You aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus'Totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia Now who do ya think is more fruitier'Weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube Of ya eye shadow and man it look nice'You should have seen it mother'I think i'llput a piece of art on my visa card'Then I'llgo meet mischa barton with a Cuisinart Then mosy on over to Rosie oDonnell'sWith McDonald'sjump on her lap and watch the Sopranos It feels so wrong cos it feels so right'But its all right'its ok with me'I'lldo my steps all by myself'I don'tneed nobody to play with me'But if you just give me a chance'I can put you in a trance the way I dance'But don'tnobody wanna play with me so I'mTaking my ball and going home'hooome'Shady what are you doing chewing on a human'Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the backroom Assumingin the back room Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room Using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon'Skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon'You shouldn'task what is he doing with that broom'You should be glad he didn'tleave you full of stab wounds'You in a trance'im back doing my dance ooh'But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for'Why you make her read 84bed time stories to you in baby talk Cos I'mscared there'smonster'sunder my bed'Kelly Pickler hit my juice box under my bassinet'No wonder my a**is wet my diaper needs to be changed'You like graffiti dike'well I can pee pee and write your name'It feels so wrong cos it feels so right'But its all right'its ok with me'I'lldo my steps all by myself'I don'tneed nobody to play with me'But if you just give me a chance'I can put you in a trance the way I dance'But don'tnobody wanna play with me so I'mTaking my ball and going home'hooome hooome Guitar score
Taking My Ball Artist: Eminem
Capo: 0
Key: Ab
Difficulty:
Tempo: 91
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 100
Creation time: 2023-03-04 Taking My Ball Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Eminem. This guitar tab is in the key of Ab and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Eminem at that time~
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