If I Had... - Eminem
Life by Marshall Mathers What is life Life is like a big obstacle In front of your optical to slow you down And every time you think You'vegotten past it It'sgonna come back around To tackle you to the d**nground What are friends Friends are people that you think Are your friends But they really your enemies With secret identities And disguises to hide they true colors So just when you think you close Enough to be brothers They wanna come back and cut Your throat when you ain'tlookin'What is money Money is what makes a man act funny Money is the root of all evil Money'llmake them same friends Come back around Swearin'that they was always down What is life I'mtired of life I'mtired of backstabbin'asssnakes With friendly grins I'mtired of committin'so many sins Tired of always givin'in when This bottle of Henny wins Tired of never havin'any ends Tired of havin'skinny friends Hooked on crack and Mini Thins I'mtired of this DJ playin'Your s**twhen he spins Tired of not havin'a deal Tired of havin'to deal with the Bulls**twithout grabbin'the steel Tired of drownin'in my sorrow Tired of havin'to borrow a dollar For gas to start my Monte Carlo I'mtired of motherf**kerssprayin'S**tand dartin'off I'mtired of jobs startin'off At 550an hour then this Boss wonders why I'msmartin'off I'mtired of bein'fired every Time I fart and cough Tired of havin'to work As a gas station clerk For this jerk breathin'down my neck Drivin'me berserk I'mtired of usin'plastic silverware Tired of workin'at Builder'sSquare Tired of not bein'a millionaire But if I had a million dollars I'dbuy a d**nbrewery and turn The planet into alcoholics If I had a magic wand I'dmake the world suck my dick Without a condom on While I'mon the John If I had a million bucks It wouldn'tbe enough Because I'dstill be out robbin'Armored trucks If I had one wish I would ask For a big enough a*sfor the Whole world to kiss I'mtired of bein'white trash Broke and always poor Tired of takin'pop bottles Back to the party store I'mtired of not havin'a phone Tired of not havin'a home To have one in if I did have one on Tired of not drivin'a BM Tired of not workin'at GM Tired of wantin'to be him Tired of not sleepin'without a Tylenol PM Tired of not performin'in a packed coliseum Tired of not bein'on tour Tired of f**kin'the same blonde W***eAfter work in the back of a Contour I'mtired of fakin'knots with a stack of ones Havin'a lack of funds and resortin'Back to guns Tired of bein'stared at Tired of wearin'the same d**nNike Air hat Tired of steppin'in clubs Wearin'the same pair of Lugz Tired of people sayin'They'retired of hearin'me rap about drugs Tired of other rappers Who ain'tbringin'half the skill as me Sayin'they wasn'tfeelin'me on Nobody'sas ill as me And I'mtired of radio stations tellin'fibs Tired of JLB sayin'Where hiphoplives But if I had a million dollars I'dbuy a d**nbrewery and Turn the planet into alcoholics If I had a magic wand I'dmake the world suck my Dick without a condom on While I'mon the John If I had a million bucks It wouldn'tbe enough Because I'dstill be out robbin'Armored trucks If I had one wish I would ask For a big enough a*sFor the whole world to kiss You know what I'msayin'I'mtired of all of this bulls**tTellin'me to be positive How am I 'posedto be positive When I don'tsee s**tpositive You know You know what I'msayin'what I'msayin'I rap about s**taround me s**tI see Right now I'mtired of everything Tired of all this playerhatin'That'sgoin'on in my own city Can'tget no airplay you know What I'msayin'But hey it'scool though You know what I'msayin'I'mjust fed up that'sI can my word say my grove stay If I'mhave in I me can trouble man Guitar score
If I Had... Artist: Eminem
Capo: 0
Key: F
Difficulty:
Tempo: 85
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 104
Creation time: 2023-03-03 If I Had... Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Eminem. This guitar tab is in the key of F and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Eminem at that time~
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