Left Brain, Right Brain - Bo Burnham
Hello patient 24602I'msorryHello how areHow are you feeling Um not great Has the treatment been working Uh I don'tthink so no What are your remaining symptoms I justI internalize my feelings a lot I have trouble articulating how I'mfeeling to other people I feel like I justSo basically you'restill a little b**chYes very mature of you Disembodied voice way up there I was just joking ni**aAll right you'renot safe In Wisconsin you might f**kwith that sh*tI'mnot human I can say whatever I want Okay just let'sget to the point What'swrong with me please Please Your emotions and your logic are at war OK Your creativity and your analysis are at war And most simply Your left and right brain are at war My left and myTo fix the problem we must Separate them from each other SepSplitting your neurological functions In 54we book an appointment or something )3You just Down to don'tstart counting major medical procedures 21This may hurt a bitdon't even know what'it' is) 0tell me whatyou're)Isolation complete This isBo's leftbrain objective Logical cold analytical Aware ofpatterns aware oftrends He's efficientand a prickThis is Bo'sright brain subjective Creative sensory Aware of feelings aware of people He'semotional and an idiot your opinionjustcareful with opinions)Okay boys play nice I am the left brain I am the left brain I work really hard 'tilmy inevitable death brain You got a job you better do it right In the right way is with the left brains might I like oreos and p**syyah in that order)And I cried for at least an hour After watching Toy Story 3)Cause I am the right brain I have feelings I'ma little all over the place But I'mlustful and trustful And I'mlooking for somebody to love Orput my penisto love Or put my penis in Here comes a female here comes a female Puff your chest I'lltake your phone out And check your email Or evolutionary purpose is to repopulate So gather data now and see If she'sa possible mate Holy f**k I thinkshe might be thef**kI think she might be the one There'ssomething about her I just can'tdescribe it Tits I am the earth she is the glorious sun I want her to trust me and I just want her tohow do i Say thissit on my face Sit on my face )Alright now right brain you'rebeing insane No left brain I'mjust being alive You should try it you might like it I worked hard to give him everything He cared about You were worried about the things That he was scared about I'mcalm and collected when you act wild I am the adult you are child You think you'rethe right one every time You think you know everything But you don'tknow anything at all Half of his problems were supposed to be mine But you wanted everything I hope that you'rehappy 'causehe'ssure not Well according to my calculations I'msorry just let me run the numbers again You'rea giant p**syReally name calling Really You'regonna just do name calling I'mname calling names alright I'mjust stating facts alright The fact is you'rea quivering p**syI'mthe p**syReally Well at least I don'tplay with toys still Rubik'scubes are not toys alright They keep my spacial rethink skills Sharp Left brain plays with toys Haha f**kingLook at you Mr you'rea toy player Well at least I did my f**kingjob All right I kept him working I kept him productive You were supposed to look after him You were supposed to keep him emotionally Stable for all this Now you'retrying to blame me For how he'sfeeling how he'sfeeling If he'sfeeling unhappy it'sbecause you failed him You did this to him he hates you I know he doesI know he does he f**king hatesyou Right brain look I'msorry okayNo you're notLook maybe there'ssomething We could do together Together Take the best parts of both of us And put them together I'mlistening It would let you let your feelings out It would let me analyze So you could man the themes;I'llman the form It'ssomething that George Carlin did It'ssomething Steve Martin did It'ssomething special That we could both perform Do you know what it is Juggling we could juggleAnd juggleour caresaway It was comedyyou We could docomedy together reassembly)All right right brain We'regonna do comedy together We gotta do comedy together All right left brain I'lldo comedy with you Look we can fix him like thisWe can make him happy again I promise all right 5Left brain 4Left brain I love you 3(2)I knowExperimentation complete)complete)Thank you for much Guitar score
Left Brain, Right Brain Artist: Bo Burnham
Capo: 0
Key: E
Difficulty：
Tempo: 86
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 101
Creation time: 2023-03-03 Left Brain, Right Brain Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Bo Burnham. This guitar tab is in the key of E and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Bo Burnham at that time～
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