Taking My Ball - Eminem
Yo Dre Man Make my vocals sound sexy Wow Come on man come on man okaaaay It feels so wrong 'causeit feels so right But it'sall right it'sOK with me I'lldo my steps all by myself I don'tneed nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance the way I dance But don'tnobody wanna play with me So I'mtaking my ball and going home home I'mthat guy man shove a diamond up my hind end And crush it with my butt muscles while Icut vocalsmuscles while I cut vocals Slut poke holes in ya shirt jump in mud puddles While I stomp mudholes in ya a**girl now lets cuddle Blood curdlin'your gurglin'on your blood what'llI do for my next trick I'mfeelin'won der ful I think I might just do somethin'a little less subtle Shove a f**kingtonka truck up a little kid'sbutthole Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador Of the valentines day massacre Slash assassin I slash her in the a**with a Icicle and leave her layin'a blood bath while I Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her In my spidermanmask man just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on Stick it up Kim Kardashian's a**And make theb**chrun a triathlon Are those pistachio'sd**nI'dlike to have some Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on God d**nman are you that much of an a**holeIt feels so wrong 'causeit feels so right But it'sall right it'sOK with me I'lldo my steps all by myself I don'tneed nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance the way I dance But don'tnobody wanna play with me So I'mtaking my ball and going home home I'mlike Houdini tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each One of my thighsand make itdisappear like a genie Make the sh*tdisappear like Tara Reid in a bikini Believe me homie you don'tknow the meaning of a meanie They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter I'mtryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot Don'tmove or ya might get It stuck so f**kingfar up in your uvula You ain'tgonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus Totally tubular sniffin'glue Through a tube in the studia Now who do ya think is more fruitier Weenier smothered in peanut butter puttin'on a tube of ya Eye shadow and man it looked Nice you should'veseen it mother I think I'llput a piece of art on my visa card Then I'llgo beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell'swith McDonald'sJump on her lap and watch The Sopranos It feels so wrong 'causeit feels so right But it'sall right it'sOK with me I'lldo my steps all by myself I don'tneed nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance the way I dance But don'tnobody wanna play with me So I'mtaking my ball and going home home Shady what are you doin'chewin'on a human Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the backBoom And assumin'in the back Boom And assumin'the fact that that dudes in the back room Usin'the bathroom vacuumin'a raccoon Skewin'a rat a cat screwin'a baboon You shouldn'task what is he doin'with that broom You should be glad he ain'tleave you full of stab wounds You in a trance I'mback doing my danceooh doing my dance ooh But they'reafraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair And make her wear a bathin'suit and take her parasailin'Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for Why you make her read 84bed time stories to you in baby talk Cause I'mscared there'smonster'sunder my bed Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet No wonder my a**is wet my diaper needs to be changed You like graffiti dike Well I can pee pee and write your name It feels so wrong 'causeit feels so right But it'sall right it'sOK with me I'lldo my steps all by myself I don'tneed nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance the way I dance But don'tnobody wanna play with me So I'mtaking my ball and going home home Fine nobody wants to play with me F**kyou then b**chYou guys are always mean to me anyways All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff You guys are gonna make me make me sad I'msad I'mgonna cry I'mcrying I'mgoing'tell my mom mommy mom mom Guitar score
Taking My Ball Artist: Eminem
Capo: 0
Key: Ab
Difficulty:
Tempo: 91
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 101
Creation time: 2023-03-03 Taking My Ball Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Eminem. This guitar tab is in the key of Ab and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Eminem at that time~
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