WHAT'S FUNNY - Bo Burnham
My show is a little bit silly and A little bit pretentious Like Shakespeare'swilly or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on It'salso a little bit gay and a little offensive Like Thanksgiving Day or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on So put your cell phones to vibrate And put your vibrators to cell phone mode Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this JOKE Exactly Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this With a rap a dist and a Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss Like Hershey'swrapping a kiss sh*tI got a show that'lltest ya kids Then ask one question and the question is What'sfunny what'sfunny What'sfunny what'sfunny What'sfunny what'sfunny What'sfunny what'sfunny What'sfunny what'sfunny What'sfunny what'sfunny Oh yeah Humor is often linked to shared experience Like a guy gets up an says "haveyou noticed that public restrooms Have really inefficient hand dryers Oh my god yes I have HA HA HA Really good point they should fix that Its good to know that somebody finally gets me Because my wife divorced me Which SubConsciouslyforced me To lose all sense of self So its nice to think about hand Dryers and not that cheating whore Because stand up comedy is actually pretty easy If your an asian comic just get up and say "Mymothers got the weirdest f**kingaccent"Then just do a chinese accent Because everybody laughs at the chinese accent Because they privately thought That your people were laughable And now you'vegiven them the Chance to express that inpublic express that in public If you'rea musical comic Just give 'ema little weird voice inflection Then take a Viagra and slap 'emWith a rock hard misdirection What'sfunny what'sfunny What'sfunny what'sfunny What'sfunny what'sfunny What'sfunny What'sfunny what'swhat'sfunny funny What'sfunny what'sfunny When the audience says When I was a baby maybe I laughed at people jiggling keys Now I'molder and bolder And just get mad 'causei notice That the keys are to a hummer F**kmy life I don'tf**kmy wife So f**kmy wife and f**kmy life And my son is gay but not sitcom gay Daughters a whore like another Girl who used to be her mother But the marriage made Her miss merry americana I wanna a teen without screaming primadonnaBut the radical feminists made my wife a man If i die happy the situation will be Auto eroticexfixiationI hate my life and it hates me back And my friend is black But I don'tknow what to call him So I just call him "WhatupJamaal"Even though his name is Steve I Hate my job I hate my life Hate my kids I hate my wife Jews would know I do it;Judas beat me to it I'mslowly slipping into a solopcystic coma And I masturbate because I'mthe only one who'sstandards Are low enough to f**kme me What'sWhat'sfunny funny what'swhat'sfunny funny What'sfunny what'sfunny What'sfunny what'sfunny What'sfunny what'sfunny What'sfunny what'sfunny Hopefully this Guitar score
WHAT'S FUNNY Artist: Bo Burnham
Capo: 0
Key: D
Difficulty：
Tempo: 214
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 103
Creation time: 2023-02-25 WHAT'S FUNNY Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Bo Burnham. This guitar tab is in the key of D and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Bo Burnham at that time～
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