Kids - Eminem
OK children quiet down quiet down Children I'dlike to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr Shady Children quiet down please Brian don'tthrow that up )Mr Shady will be your new substitute While Mr Kaniff is out with pneumonia got aids )Good luck Mr Shady Hi there little boys and girls Today we'regonna to learn how to poison squirrels But first I'dlike you to meet my friend Bob )Say hi Bob Bob's30and still lives with his mom And he don'tgot a job cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot But his twelveyearold brother looks up to him an awful lot And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot And wait in the parkin'lot for waitresses off the clock When it'slate and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog Drag 'emin the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks And even if they escaped and they got the cops The ladies would all be so afraid they would drop the charge Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off But Bob wouldn'tknock it off cause he'scrazy and off his rocker Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka You couldn'teven take him to Dre'sto get Bob a "Dr"He grabbed Stace'by the legs as chopped it off her And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner And that'sthe story of Bob and his m*******aAnd what it might do to you So see if the squirrels want any it'sbad for you See children drugs are bad And if you don'tbelieve me ask ya dad him man)And if you don'tbelieve him ask ya mom right)She'lltell you how she does 'emall the time will)So kids say no to drugs right)So you don'tact like everyone else does (uhhuh)Then there'sreally nothin'else to say along)Drugs are just bad OKMy penis is the size of a peanut have you seen it F**kno you ain'tseen it it'sthe size of a peanut )Speakin'of peanuts you know what else is bad for squirrels e*****yis the worst drug in the world If someone ever offers it to you don'tdo it Kids two hits'llprobably drain all your spinal fluid And spinal fluid is final you won'tget it back So don'tget attached it'llattack every bone in your back Meet Zach twentyoneyears old After hangin'out with some friends at a frat party he gets bold And decides to try five when he'sbribed by five guys And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it Suddenly he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdriveAnd his eyes roll back in his skull His back starts tah look like the McDonald'sArches He'son Donald'scarpet layin'horizontal barfin'And everyone in the apartment starts laughin'at him "HeyAdam Zach is a jackass look at him "Cause they took it too so they think it'sfunny So they'relaughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money Meanwhile Zach'sin a coma the action is over And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he'spracticin'yoga And that'sthe story of Zach the e*****ymaniac So don'teven feed that to squirrels class cause it'sbad for you And last but not least one of the most humongous Problems among young people today is fungus It grows from cow manure they pick it out wipe it Bag off it up and you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum yum Then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'emAnd sometimes you see things that aren'tthere what )Like fat woman in Gstringswith orange hair Shady what'sa Gstring)It'syarn Claire Women stick 'emup their behinds go out and wear 'em)And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms Whoops did I say magic mushrooms I meant fungus Ya tongue gets all swoll'up like a cow'stongue come )Cause it comes from a cow'sdung )See drugs are bad it'sa common fact But your mom and dad know that'sall that I'mgood at )But don'tbe me cause if you grow up and you go and O D They'regonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee And get a disguise and hide cause it'llbe my fault So don'tdo drugs and do exactly as I don'tCause I'mbad for you Come on children clap along up )Sing along children my motherf**kin'dick )Drugs are just bad drugs are just bad Park is gonna sue me )So don'tdo drugs my motherf**kin'penis )So there'llbe more for me God damnit )killed Kenny (stern)fart(stern)Ew ah )f**kedup right now)Guitar score
Kids Artist: Eminem
Capo: 0
Key: Bb
Difficulty：
Tempo: 91
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 121
Creation time: 2023-02-18 Kids Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Eminem. This guitar tab is in the key of Bb and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Eminem at that time～
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