The Goat Song - Adam Sandler
I am a simplegoat I live on the back of a pick up truck The old man tied me Here with a 3 footrope Am I happy he don'tgive a f**kHey goat I'mgonna beat your head in with a hickory stick Sometimes he uses his fists He'sfilled with anger and filled with rage And tells me I smell like piss His drink Jimmy Bean His chaser a bear After that various alcohols That'swhen the beatings get so severe Asleep I pray he falls But don'tfeel sorry for me Things weren'talways this bad Why when I was a young talking goat The old man was just like my dad I come from the hills of Europe That'swhere I met the old man He was lost in the woods I gave him directions He gave me a tuna can Then he stopped in his tracks And he said Hey goat Would you like to live with me I'vegot a house with a pick up truck In a place across the sea I said sure why not I'vegot no family You seem like a nice guy So we went off to America The home of the apple pie On the boat the old man told me I would be a present for his wife A talking goat he exclaimed She'dnever seen this in her life I felt so special Well I just couldn'tbelieve it After all theses years I finally had a friend He trimmed my beard He scraped my hooves I prayed it would never end But when we got to his house There was no wife Only a short short letter It said I'mleaving you for your brother Because he f**ksme better His eyes filled with tears of sadness His heart was filled with grief To soothe himself He drank a pint of old granddad And beat me like a side of beef I screamed Send me back to the hills of Europe He just shook his head and said Nope No one will ever leave me again To make sure put on this 3foot f**kingrope Present day I'vebeen on the truck for 51years My only friend is the AM radio Sometimes the neighborhood children stop by But it'salways rocks and beer bottles they throw At first they'reexcited to see a talking goat They gather around to hear what I have to say But I guess sometimes my stories go ont too long So they leave and giggle I need a bidet But you know there was a night That I did get off the truck When the old man was passed out drunk Three neightborhood kids took me To a rock n roll concert The kind of music old schoolfunk It was the first time I got off the truck The music made me lose control The lead singer asked if we were having fun I said F**kingcrank that rock n roll The women at the show were beautiful As they danced sexily on the soft grass One of them even petted my fur F**kme in the goat a**Then some long haired guys grabbed me by the horns And threw me in the mosh pit They passed me around and treated me nice Till I nerviously sprayed them with sh*tThen the music stopped And everything was quite And allthe rockn rollersstarted a f**kinggoat riot Kill the goat Kill the goat Kill the goat Kill the goat They chased me under the bleachers They chased me onto the street They chased me into an alley And said I was a dead f**kinggoat meat But then I saw a sight That I never thought I'dsee The old man swinging his hickory stick But he wasn'tswinging at me F**kyou pot smoking turkeys Don'tyou press your luck The long hairs ran away screaming As I scrambled onto the truck When we got home the old man said Goat you broke the sacred law No Please Sorry Sh*tI'lllet it go this time but if you leave again I'llbreak your f**kingjaw Super Great Okay Thank you old man for saving my life Thank you again and again You could have let them barbeque me But you acted like a friend I'mnot your friend I don'teven like you I'mjust not drunk he said To prove his point He drank a bottle of grain alcohol And beat the f**kingsh*tout of my head Ow Ow You'rehurting me old man That night I served a concussion Deep inside my goat brain I still cannot feel my tailbone And I'llprobably never walk straight again I guess you'dcall me a scapegoat A punching bag for the old man to mock Just because his wife left him For his brother'sabnormally large cock He could have been my buddy But instead he'sa crazy old f**kAnd once again I go to sleep in my eternal home The back of the pick up truck Goodnight Old man Yeah goodnight Goat Guitar score
The Goat Song Artist: Adam Sandler
Capo: 0
Key: Eb
Difficulty：
Tempo: 92
Time Signature: 4/4
Hot: 101
Creation time: 2023-02-17 The Goat Song Guitar Tab, arranged and transcribed by Chordance, complete with staff notation and numbered musical notation. The song was composed by and performed by Adam Sandler. This guitar tab is in the key of Eb and is a Beginner version, suitable for players at the Beginner level. A must-learn piece for guitar enthusiasts. Strum the guitar, open the piano, and experience the mood conveyed by Adam Sandler at that time～
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